Why Newton Commit Suicide?

Here is the reason :-

Once, Newton came to India and watched a few Tamil movies that had his  head spinning. He was convinced that all his logic and  laws in physics  were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for  everything he had done.


In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to such an extent  that he went paranoid. Here are a few scenes

1) Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can’t  be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the  fights, our great  Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody’s surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking

away the tumor  along with it and he is cured! Long Live Rajanikanth!

2) In another movie, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3 gangsters. Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife.  Guess, what he does?  He throws the knife at the middle gangster? & shoots  the bullet  towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which  kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle  gangster & the knife kills the middle one.

3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth has a revolver but  no bullets in it. Guess, what he does. Nah? not even  in your remotest  imaginations. He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots,  Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his  revolver and catches  the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun.

Bang…  the gangster dies…
This was too much for our Newton  to take! He was  completely shaken and decided to go back. But he happened to see another movie for one last  time, and thought that at leastone movie would follow  his theory of  physics. The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy  that all in the  world hasn’t changed. Oops, not so fast!

The ‘climax’ f! inally arrives.  Rajanikanth gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a  very high wall. So high that Rajanikanth can’t jump  even if he tries like one of those superman techniques that our heroes normally use.

Rajanikanth has to desperately kill the villain because it’s the climax. (Newton dada is smiling since, it is virtually impossible?)

Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets.

He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached above the   height of the wall, he uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger   of the first gun in air. The first gun fires off and the villain is dead.

Newton commits suicide


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