Left Brain V/s Right Brain

Just take a 1 min break from your work….
This is one of the Strangest Things I have ever encountered….
Left Brain vs Right Brain…
While sitting at your desk..
lift your right foot off the floor and make a clock-wise (right) circles
Now, while you’re doing this… just lift your right hand finger and make Number ‘6’ in the air.
Notice your feet now, its changing direction….. isnt it ?? its going Anti-Clockwise….
and there’s nothing you can do about it !!

Expensive Place

When Viral got home from work last night, His wife (Vanita) demanded
That He should take her out to some expensive   place   ……………. …
So Viral took her to a petrol station !!!!!!!

Deadly Answers

I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl’s
empty and so is your head.

Of loving beauty you float with grace

If only you could hide your face

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;

This describes everything you are not

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don’t take that paper bag off of your face

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes

Damn, I’m good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life

I see your face when I am dreaming.

That’s why I always wake up screaming

My love, you take my breath away.

What have you stepped in to smell this way

My feelings for you no words can tell,

Except for maybe "go to hell"

What inspired this amorous rhyme?

Two parts vodka, one part lime 


This one is sent by Rohini Singh (Conscript, www.conscript.net)
A herd of Buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest Buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole,  because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular

killing of the weaker members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells.
But naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of Beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

And that is the reason why you always feel smarter after a few Beers….