Fwd: Funny Love Letter
LOVE——— is a gift, take it, let it grow.
PATIENCE——- is a sign we should wear, let it show
A teenage college guy sent a love letter (in Question/Ans format) to his classmate.
My Dearest Girl,
Please answer the following questionnaire. For Options
(a)10 marks, (b)5 marks and (c) 3 marks.
(a) of love
(b) you couldn’t control seeing me
(c) really … am I doing it?
(a) you always like to see me smiling
(b) you are testing whether I like jokes
(c) you are attracted by my smile
3) When you were singing in the class, I entered and immediately you stopped singing because:
(a) you are so coy to sing before me
(b) my presence influenced you
(c) you feared that whether I’ll like your song
4) When you were showing your child photo, when I asked for it, you hide it because:
(a) you felt ashamed
(b) you felt uneasy
(c) you don’t know
5) During trekki ng, myself and my friend gave you hand for lifting you and you took only my friend’s because:
(a) you enjoyed my disappointment
(b) you won’t feel leaving my hand after grabbing
(c) you don’t know
6) You were waiting yesterday for bus and didn’t get into y our bus…
(a) you were waiting for me
(b) you were dreaming about me and didn’t notice the bus
(c) that bus was crowded
7) You introduced me to your parents when they came to college because:
(a) I am going to be your groom
(b) you just want to know wha t your parents think about me
(c) just you felt like introducing me to them
8) I told that I like girls wearing roses. Next day, you came with a rose on your head because:
(a) to fulfill my wish
(b) you like roses
(c) by chance you got a rose
9) On that d ay, it was my birthday. you too came to temple early at 6:00 AM because:
(a) you want to pray along with me
(b) you want to meet me before any one could meet on my birthday
(c) you want to wish me at temple because you are spiritual
30, you are in confusion whether to love me or not.
Girls’s reply letter was also in Q/A format……..
Please answer the following Yes/No questionnaire.
2) If a girl laughs and looks at anyone, is it love?
3) While singing, if somebody forgets lines of the songs, will he/she stop singing or not ?
4) I was showing my friends (who are all girls) my childhood photo. You poked your nose in between….. right ?
5) I avoided to hold your hand during trekking.Couldn’t you understand yet?
6) Should I not wait for my best friend ( Anjali) at the bus stand?
7) Shouldn’t I introduce you to my parents as a friend?
8) You have said you also like Lotus, cauliflower,banana flower. Is it true ?
9) Oh was that your birthday. That’s why I coul d see you in temple. I come daily to Temple. Do you know ?
If you have answered "Yes" to any of the question,
then I am not loving
If you have answered "No", then you don’t know the
meaning of Love.
Hope everything is clear to you.
"If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans."