Sardar Strikes Again (Rohini)

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Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED poster & was wondering –
Saala wanted tha to photo kheenchne ke baad use jaane kyon diya ?
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Sardar car ki battery change karwane gaya …

Mechanic – Sahab, Exide ki daal doon ?

Sardar – Nahin yaar, dono side ki daal de, warna phir problem hogi.

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A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question-

Interviewer – Who killed Gandhiji ?

Sardar – Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.

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A Sardar was fond of detective novels, he always read from the middle, why ?

Its double interesting. It builds curiosity not only about its end but also

its beginning !

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Sardar returns book to library, bangs it on table & says – What a shit ?
"I

read the whole book, too many character, no story at all" ?.

Librarian : So, you are the one who took the Telephone Directory….

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2 Days of Powercut in India made life miserable. Worst affected was Amritsar

where all the SARDARS were stuck for 48 hrs. on Escalaters…..

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Two Sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the other

to check whether it is working.

He puts his head out and says – YES..NO..YES..NO..YES..NO

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Sardarji, tell me …., what is the meaning of SMS ?

Sardar angrily said, i know –

it means….

S – Sardaron ke

M – Mazak udane ki

S – Service

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Banta : Oye to har SMS ko do baar kyom bhej raha hai ?

Santa : Kyunki tujhe agar ek forward karna ho to dusra tere paas rahe !!!

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A sardarji was working as editor in a daily newspaper.  Once he was travelling to Bombay to deliver a speech about railway department improvements.  His coach was the last coach in the train.  The train was moving very fast and so sardarji’s coach was jerking heavily.  This made him not to prepare for the speech.  Annoyed by the event, next day in the meeting, his first point towards improvement of railway deparrtment was

""There should not be last coach in any train.""

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