Matrimonial Ads

These are Matrimonial ADS of Men taken from one of the leading matrimonial site.
These are actual ads on a matrimony site. Grammar and spelling errors have
no place in a profile description as everything is straight from the
heart!
Disclaimer : I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar after
reading this mail…LOL

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– Hello To Viewvers My Name is Shiva , I am single i dont have female, If
any one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my home. I am not a good
education but i working all field in bangalroe.. if u like me u welcome to
my heart… when ever u whant to meet pls viset my resident or send u
letter.. Thanks yours Regards Shiva ~*~
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i want very simple girl. from brahmin educated family from orissa state he
is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework

(Homework?)

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Wants a woman who knows me better and can adjust with me forever. She may
never create any difficulties in my life or her life by which the entire
life can run smoothly. thank you

(The principle of running life smoothly was never so easy!)
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She should be good looking and should have a service. She Shoulsd have one
brother and one sister. She should be educated.

(ain’t it unique !! 1 brother 1 sister criteria !)
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I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I love
to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a first step of love. I am
looking for my dreamgirl who will love me more than i. Because i love
myself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on …….. hold
my hand forever !!!

(The dilwale dulhaniya effect)

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i am simple boy.I have lot ofproblemin mylife because ofmylucknow i
amlooking onegirl she caremeandloveme lot lot lot

(I don’t know why but this is one of my favorites)
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My wife should be as ‘Parvati’ as in Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki and as Tulsi as
in KSBKBT……

(Ok I haven’t seen these soaps but I am sure he must be demanding too
much, ain’t he?)

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i want a girl with no drinks if she wants she can wear jeans in house but
while steping out of house she should give recpect to our cast

(by not wearing his jeans? Wat the hell…)

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HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING BOY,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO
LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL MESSENGER
OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A GIRL ,THEY ARE 1.THEY MUST
BELIEVE IN GOD.2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION AND THEY SHOULD NOT GET
BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.

(all of us are loughing{laughing})

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whatever she may be but she should feel that she is going to be someone
wife

and she must think of the future life if she is toolike this she would be
called the woman of the lamp

(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this guy wants)

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i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and i love
the patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok

(I am again clueless but I liked the use of "ok". The person is suffering
from "Ok-syndrome")

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HI IAM VERY COOL NUATHER OK MY HOBBY IS SEE T.V AND NEWS OK I HAVE 1 CAR
AND 1 BONWL OK MY MOTHER ALSO GOOD OK MY FARUET WORLD IS OK

(the "ok syndrome" again)

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iam pranav my family histoy my two brother two sister and fater&mother
sister complity marred

(somebody please explain in comments section how to get married
‘completely’?)

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iam very simpel and hanest. i have three sister one brother and parent. i
am doing postal sarvice and tailor master my original resdence at
kalahandi diste naw iam staing at rayagada dist.

(actually what is this guy doing? Postal service or tailor.??)

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my name is farhan and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me pleaes
pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes

(height of desperation! J )

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Iwant one girl who love me or my mother. She love me heartly or she havea
frank she’s skin colour ‘normal’not a black or not a whitey. IThink the
main think is heart if your heart is beautiful then you are beautiful. but
iam not a handsome boy or not a good looking. but my Mom say that Iam a
good boy. My father already expired . iam ”AEKLAUTA”. THE CHOICE IS
YOUR. bye bye.

(uttama purish)

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iam kanan. i do owo businas.one sistar.She was marred.

(No comments)

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I AM LITTLE FAIR INDIAN COLOUR. I DON’T HAVE ANY HABIT.

(maybe the poor guy meant BAD habits)

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hello i am a good charactarised man. i want to run my life happily.i
divorced my first wife.her charactor is not good’. i expect the good
minded and clean habits girl who may be in the same caste or other caste
accepted …

(but credit cards not accepted..???)

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my colour is black,but my heart is white.i like social service

(Zebra..???)

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i’m looking out for who lives in bombay, girl simple who trust me lot
should

be roman catholic, LOVE ME ONLY.

(Now that criterion is a must, isn’t it?)

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to be married on jan-2005. working man perferable

(this guy has fixed the marriage date too! But he is yet to find a
bridegroom.
I wish him best of luck on behalf of all of us. I am sure he will get one
soon.)

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i would like a beautyfull girl. and i do not want her any treasure.
because girl is the maharani.

(Now she is going to be a lucky girl! Any takers?)

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